MIRINDIMO

Ushuhuda kwa Mchungaji...


A PRETTYGIRL WENT TO CHURCH, TO MAKE A CONFESSION TO A PASTOR. THE PASTOR ASKED HER WHAT THE MATTER WAS. SHE THEN SAID 'MY BOYFRIEND DID SOMETHING BAD TO ME.' THE PASTOR NOW KISSED HER AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?
SHE SAID NO,
THE PASTOR HUGGED HER AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?
SHE SAID NO,
THE PASTOR NOW PULLED OFF HER CLOTHES AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?
SHE SAID NO,
THE PASTOR NOW MADE LOVE TO HER AND SAID 'DID HE DO THIS TO U"?
SHE SAID NO,
THEN THE PASTOR SAID 'WHATT IS THE THING HE DID THAT IS MAKING YOU TO BE CRYING'?
THEN THE GIRL SAID 'HE GAVE ME AIDS.'
Ai wewe...